"Kansas City's Magicians Are Some of Nation's Best" by Darryl Levings
The fork’s handle is torqued 180 degrees. The tines, solid, unyielding steel, point in four directions, none the correct one. It appears a relic of particularly vicious tornado. But this was not created by nature’s violence. Its ruination came by human hand. More specifically, mine. Who knew I had this power?