The audience scratches their head in wonder as the curtain goes up
and the cast begins to sing. The lead singer can’t remember her lines
and quite frankly can’t sing or act. By the end of the number the
audience wonders if they can get their money back. There may have been a
sigh of relief from the audience when the leading lady suddenly falls
over dead. It is then that the audience realizes it’s not a bad show,
but a good actress (Stasha Case) doing a great job of being bad at
opening night for “Curtains” at the Barn Players in Mission.